Sunday, July 5, 2009

On Overexcited Toilets

Seriously! They are inanimate objects and have no right to be so eager to do their job. I know it’s better than having a toilet that is too stubborn to flush, but it is a bit annoying when the toilet flushes so violently that it splashes water everywhere. It’s frustrating to have to jump out of the way of flying water drops, especially in smaller stalls. Especially when carrying a laptop. To that particular toilet in question (you know who you are), I would like to say that until you can pull your act together, I will not be using you. See? Your hyperactive behaviour has actually led to you getting less to do. I hope you are now happy.
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